Punch And Judy

INTRO - Guitar Chords - F#m D B E X2
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SECTION 1
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F#m
Punch
Punch and Judy
          B
Punch and Judy
          D
Punch and Judy
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VERSE 1
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F#m
Washing machine, pinstripe dreams
A
Stripped the glass from a beauty queen
          B                  D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy.  Judy, Judy, Judy.
F#m
Found the nest, in the Daily Express
A
Met the vicar in a holy vest
          B
Punch and Judy
          D
Punch and Judy
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VERSE 2
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F#m
Brought up the children Church of E
      A
Now I vegetate with a colour TV
B
Worst ever thing that ever happened to me
        D
Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
   F#m      A
Oh Judy

SECTION 2
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[--11-----------|--7-6-4---------]
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CHORUS               This is kinda hard to hear, sounds like its doing this
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F#m                  D                             [-7-9-7-9-]
Whatever happened to pillow fights                 [---------]
B                    E                             [---------]
Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights [---------]
F#m                  D                             [---------]
Whatever happened to lover's lane
B                    E
Whatever happened to passion games
A                   F#m
Sunday walks in the pouring rain  Sa Sa

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F#m
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
A
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
B
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
D
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
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VERSE 3
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F#m                               A
Curling tongs, mogadons, "I got a headache baby, don't take so long"
B
Single beds, middle age dread
D
Losing the war in the Waistlands spread
F#m
Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube
A
Who forgot to flush the loo
           B
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door
D                                       F#m    D  B  E
Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy
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SECTION 2
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CHORUS
*******                                 (Repeat notes above)
F#m                  D
Whatever happened to morning smiles
B                    E
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles
F#m                  D
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes
B                    E
Whatever happened to hard fast drives
A              F#m
Complements on unnatural size
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F#m
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
A
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
B
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
D
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
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VERSE 3
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F#m
Propping up a bar, family car
A
Sweating on a mortgage as a balding clark
          B                  D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy.  Judy, Judy, Judy.
F#m
World war three, suburbanshee
A
Just slip her these pills and I'll be free.
        B                   A
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more

Goodbye Judy
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SECTION 1 - F#m D B E X2
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