Smokey's annoying me now
What does he want this time? (This time)
Let’s find (let's find)
His bread (his bread)
And wine (ah)

Meow all you want, sing a song
I'm not giving a fuck tonight (tonight)
Is mine (is mine)
I’ll take (I'll take)
My time (ah)

Oh, your cat don’t stand a chance
Cat don't stand a chance
Ah, ahh
This cat don’t stand a chance
This cat don’t stand a chance

Don’t be so coy with this boy
I'm not messing around again (again)
My friend (my friend)
Just let (just let)
Me in (ah)

Oh, your cat don’t stand a chance
Cat don't stand a chance
Ah, ahh
This cat don’t stand a chance
This cat don’t stand a chance

Don’t be so coy with this boy
I'm not messing around again (again)
My friend (my friend)
Just let (just let)
Me in (ah)

Oh, I don’t know what it is
Come and give me a kiss, my son (my son)
My light (my light)
My day (my day)
And night (ah)

Oh, your cat don’t stand a chance
Cat don't stand a chance
Ah, ah, ah
No, your cat don’t stand a chance
Your cat don’t stand a chance
Ah, ah, ah
Cat don't stand a chance
Your cat don't stand a chance
(Cat don't stand a chance)