My Ted Talk

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My therapist once asked me
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If I wanted to be in love
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And I told her
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I don't know, I guess, maybe, kind of
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I mean it doesn't sound like something
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That I'd really dislike
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But then again
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I don't even really know what true love feels like

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I write these songs
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Singing like I'm an expert
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Teaching love in a lecture
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A broken heart collector
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And I'm fooling myself
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Over something I don't know
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Putting on a big show
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A single clap from the back row

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I don't know anything
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'Bout the topic, I so choose to falsely go and muse
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I'm a farce of a king
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Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
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Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try

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I'm shameful of my lacking life
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It feels like I've been left behind
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I missed out on my chances
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To feel how love is blind
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And I know that I have got some time
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So why feel rushed if there's no need
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But part of me just wants to know
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What I'm missing, do you agree?

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I write these songs
           Em
Singing like I'm an expert
           C
Teaching love in a lecture
          G7
A broken heart collector
          G
And I'm fooling myself
          Em
Over something I don't know
           C
Putting on a big show
               G7
A single clap from the back row
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I don't know anything
       Em               C
'Bout the topic, I so choose to falsely go and muse
          Em
I'm a farce of a king
          G              Em               C                    G7
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
          G              Em               C     G7
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
          G              Em               C
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try
          G
I write these songs
             Em
Singing like I'm an expert
           C
Teaching love in a lecture
         G7
A broken heart collector
         G
And I'm fooling myself
         Em
Over something I don't know
           C
Putting on a big show
                G7
A single clap from the back row