[Intro] C  A  A7  Dm  G  Gm  A#

Now listen up
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There are crooks in this here West
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Who have claimed to be the best
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And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle

Well, as good as they may be
      F
Not a one's as good as me
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An' I barely have to move a single muscle
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They call me mean, boys
Dm
Depraved and nasty too
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And they ain't seen, boys
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The cruelest thing I do
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You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
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The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised
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'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
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Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized
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He don't prod, he don't yell
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Still he drives them dogies well
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Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL
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Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view
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I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
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Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
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Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo
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Here we go, boys
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Five thousand cattle in the side pocket
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(William Tell Overture Yodel)
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(Yankee Doodle yodel)
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(Ode To Joy yodel)
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(Western Style Yodel)
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Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
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A sound them cattle truly take to heart
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Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
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An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art
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He don't rope
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Not a chance
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He just puts 'em in a trance
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He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants
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Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo
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Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle
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Dodle-adle-eedle-idle
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I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo
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'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo
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Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo