Breakfast

Intro:  D   G   (x2)

Verse 1:
Bm                                 D                A
                   Bm
Hold the milk put back the sugar, they are powerless to console
                                   D                   A
         Bm
We gather here to sprinkle ashes from our late friends cereal bowl
                                   D              A                                Bm
Breakfast clubbers say the motto that he taught us to repeat
                                   D             A                         Em
You will lose it in your gym class if you wait till noon to eat

Verse 2:
                                          D            G
Back when the chess club said our eggs were soft
        Em                                         D        G
every Monday he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft
      Em                                              D          G
Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon,
      Em                                            D           G
but before his brain stopped waving he composed this tune

Chorus:
              C         G                    Em          G
When the toast is burned and all the milk has turned
                C          G             D
and Captain Crunch is wavin' farewell
              C        G                    Em      G
When the big one finds you may this song remind you
             C             G              D
 Bm  D  A  Bm  Bm  D  A
that they don't serve breakfast in Hell


Verse 3:
Bm                                          D                A  Bm
Breakfast Clubbers, drop the hankies, though to some our friend was odd
                                          D           A
           Em
that day he brought those pine pajamas his check was good with God

Verse 4:
                                         D       G
Those here without the Lord how do you cope?
           Em                                            D         G
For this morning we don't mourn like those who have no hope
     Em                                      D            G
Oh, rise up Froot Loop lovers, sing out Sweet and Low
       Em                                         D     G
With spoons held high we bid our brother Cheerio

Chorus:
              C         G                    Em          G
When the toast is burned and all the milk has turned
                C          G             D
and Captain Crunch is wavin' farewell
              C        G                    Em      G
When the big one finds you may this song remind you
             C             G              D
that they don't serve breakfast in Hell

Bridge:

D  D  D  D  D  D  D  D

D  D  D  D  D  D  D  D

C  G  Em  G  C  G  D  D

C  G  Em  G  C  G  D  D

Chorus:
              C         G                    Em          G
When the toast is burned and all the milk has turned
                C          G             D
and Captain Crunch is wavin' farewell
              C        G                    Em      G
When the big one finds you may this song remind you
             C             G              D
that they don't serve breakfast in Hell        (this chorus x3)