Dont Be Nice To Me

E - C#m


[Verse 1]
          E         C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
                        C#m
I'm undeserving of your kind attention
          E         C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
                   C#m
Better you pass me by
    A                                      G#
I just put paid to the chance of love in a million
              C#m     A                         B7
And if you're nice to me, you'll only have me crying.


[Verse 2]
          E        C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
                  C#m
Thank you for the invitation
          E         C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
                   C#m
Sorry, but I can't stay
        A                                      G#
When I find a rock big enough for me to crawl under
                 C#m      A           E       A     E
I'm gonna hang a sign outside to the world, "Stay away"


[Bridge]
          A
Don't be nice to me
        Am
If only life could be
        E
Like a walk in the park
         E+                    E6     E7
To the trill of a lark on the wing on high
          A
Don't be nice to me
                Am
'Cause I can't guarantee
     F#m          B          A         B
That what you'll find won't blow your mind
    A          B            E [Intro]
If you're too kind


[Verse 3]
          E         C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
              C#m
Yes, I need a ride to the station
          E         C#m · E
Don't be nice to me
                           C#m
But I'd rather walk in the rain, yeah
        A
Now I know I'm acting like a big galoot
           G#              C#m
And it'll all work out in time
               A
But if you're nice  to me
     B7              E
Get ready to see me cry



[Outro]
E
Cry, cry

Cry and cry
            E
Cry, baby