Its Bedtime

Gm            Eb
Little child, close your eyes
Gm                          Eb
You're like an angel in the moonlight
Cm                                         Gm
While you're dreaming, a new day waits for you
Cm               Gm          D
Let this lullaby carry you through
N.C.
Shh


[Chorus]
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
       Bb             F
Let my army of demons rock you to sleep
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's fucking bedtime)
Bb                        F
Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep


[Interlude]
Gm   Bb F [2x]


[Spoken Word]
Gm
I see you're still awake for some reason
Gm
Was it the guitar solo?
Gm
Was it the demons?
Gm
Yeah, people have told us that before


[Verse 2]
Gm            Eb
Little child, just relax now
Gm        Eb
Lеt Brian play some gentle sax now
Cm                       Gm
I'll usе this jackhammer right outside your door
Cm                           Gm             D
The vibrations will help you sleep for sure
N.C.
(Pause then Jackhammer noises)


[Chorus]
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
        Bb                           F
Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
Bb                   F
Fighter jets tearing across the sky
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
          Bb                              F
There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
         Bb                          F
Here's a carnivorous beaver and he's hungry for meat


[Spoken Word]
Gm
Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?
Gm
Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from?
Gm
Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors. Who knew?
Gm
Check out my airhorn


[Chorus]
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
        Bb                         F
Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams
     Gm
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
Bb                    F
Here's one last blood-curdling scream
Bb Gm

[Outro]
N.C.
Freeze!
N.C.
Avast, ye mateys!
N.C.
Put your hook hands up!
N.C.
Good night