A primeira vez que eu vi os Descendents, eram a banda mais rápida que eu já tinha visto The first time i saw the descendents, they were the fastest band i'd ever seen Ninguém na multidão importada realmente para eles, nós estávamos esperando os The Ally Cats tocar No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play Após alguns meses eu ouvi a Kabuki Girl, em Rodney no Late Sunday Night After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney On The Roo late sunday night Isso era o bastante pra mim, eu peguei o onibus para o Licorice Pizza e comprei minha música favorita That was enough for me, i hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record
A próxima vez que eu fui ao whiskey, era o D.O.A com o Millions of Dead Cops The next time i went to the whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops A ultima banda tocou mais rápido que eu pude imaginar The latter band played faster than i could believe Mas as canções soaram ruins do mesmo jeito But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked John Wayne era um nazista, e Joey Shithead era um bêbado 'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk Então John Macias bateu em um hippie, por que ter cabelo comprido era um erro Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake
A terceira vez que eu fui no hospital, precisei de 13 pontos na minha cabeça The third time i went to the hospital, i needed 13 stitches in my head Eu consegui tirar cerca de 6 músicas do III Repute, então algum suicida me colocou num post I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post Minha namorada começou a chorar por que nós precisávamos ir antes do D.RI. tocar 50 músicas chatas My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs Minha camisa ensanguentada cheirava a cigarros de cravo My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes Mas com certeza ficou boa depois de uma lavada But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash