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I've been called an OxyMoron
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Because I question which drugs our war's on
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Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
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The healers have become the harmers
               G
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
        D
What we used to call dealers
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We now call doctors
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I might be a CD Cynic
             F#m                  D
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
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It's time they change the name of the oath to
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The hypocritic or the parasitic


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It isn't Adderalltruistic
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By overprescribing
                              A
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
     G# A
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
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With a Subketamining
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They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
                   A
They should be Ativanishing

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With every Demeroltercation
                F#m          D
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
              A
You're just Cialistrated
          E              D
Cause we made your dick deflated

          G# A
It's OxyMoronic
         G#  A
It's OxyMoronic

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It should be doctors getting busted
            G
For their Klonopinions we trusted
               D
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
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That served us the Vicodinners
     G#   A              E
I don't want to be an alarmist
             F#m               D
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
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And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists

        G#  A
It's OxyMoronic
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It's OxyMoronic
           D
It's OxyMoronic
           A
It's OxyMoronic

                 F#m
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
               D
The medical industrial complex
           A
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
            E
Because of Percosex
     F#m
How can we Hydrocondone
        D
Their blatant misconduct
            A
They don't care for patients
      D                   E
They care about pushing product

    A
Are you OxyMoronic
     G
For wanting your daily chronic
                 D
And making your mom's house hydroponic
             A
You're OxyMoronic

           A
I've been called an OxyMoron
                     G
For getting my metaphor on
   D
Linoleum is a Flooron
           A
I'm an OxyMoron

      A
It's time to be alarmed
                 G
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
               D
Our country's being factory farmed
           A
It's OxyMoronic
      A
It's time to sound the alarma
          G
We can't put our faith in karma
          D
We got a common enemy
                         A
And they're called Big Pharma

            G# A
And it's OxyMoronic
               G
And it's OxyMoronic
               D
It's all OxyMoronic
            G# A
It's all OxyMoronic