Bonehead's Bank Holiday

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You know I need a little break
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To get away for a holiday
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So I can see the sun
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'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
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If you get some
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Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
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Or I could steal a car
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'Cause in a car you can go far
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Just depends what kind of car you are
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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What kind of car you are
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I met a funny looking girl
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On a crowded beach in Spain
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Her name was Avaline
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She said she came to Spain to have a good time
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But she was with her mum
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Who had a face like a nun in pain
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She said her name was Dot
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She didn't half talk a lot
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I couldn't tell if she was mad or not
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Don't you know - I should have stayed in England
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On my polluted beach - with all my special friends
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Don't you know - I should have stayed in England
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With my big house and my big car
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And all my friend are there at the bar
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La, la, la, la
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You know I need a little break
       Em7           A7sus4
To get away for a holiday
   C9            G
So I can see the sun
              Em7               A7sus4
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
       C9
If you get some
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Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
   C9              G
Or I could steal a car
            Em7            A7sus4
'Cause in a car you can go far
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Just depends what kind of car you are
            A7              C            G
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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What kind of car you are
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