B        D#
He came over to my house
G#m                        C#       F#
Didn't even knock, he just walked inside
B          D#
And when I didn't want to talk
   G#m            F#
He said, 'Oh God, what a lot of bullshit.'

[Chorus]
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E                          F#
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 2]
            B           D#
And I said, 'You've got a lot of nerve
G#                F#
Coming here after all of the times
B                  D#
That you've tried to pull the wool
G#m                     F#
Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and'

[Chorus]
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E                          F#
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 3]
             B             D#
And he said, 'You've got a lot of nerve
G#               C#      F#
Painting me like I'm the villain.
B          D#                       G#
What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'?
        F#
Oh God, what a lot of bullshit'

[Chorus]
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E                          F#
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 4]
            B             D#
And I said, 'You've got a lot of nerve,
G#                  F#
After all, it wasn't me who left.
B                       D#
And now you're sleeping with that girl
    G#                            F#
That you used to say that you have always hated.'

[Chorus]
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E                          F#
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?

[Verse 5]
       B        D#
And we took off all of our clothes
G#                        F#
Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep
    B      D#
And when I finally awoke
 G#m                   F#
I held him close and I whispered in his ear and said,

[Chorus]
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E
Don't be so in love with yourself
G#            E                          F#
Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not
Don't you know I'm not?