Courtesy Laughs

INTRO:  BASS DRUM - NO GUITAR


VERSE:
E                Bm
I had a fever to empty your closet
E                       Bm
I didn't think it would be that hard
 D                      Bm
You get to do what you want now see
D                     Bm
 Though we'll always have to do it apart see


VERSE:
 E                          Bm
I'm gonna scream a hundred thousand words
 E                      Bm
Now that your fever is long gone
D               Bm
 Your wishes I couldn't tell, huh
D                 Bm
I don't hear you talking but pretending to see


CHORUS:
 C#m                         Bm    A A A A D D
Ain't that enough courtesy laughs


VERSE:
E                      Bm
I read my future in a fortune cookie
 E                    Bm
Without any safety procedure in mind
 D                         Bm
All of your things in the main hall
D                Bm
 You told me to get rid of them, so


VERSE:
 E            Bm
Sold an ugly necklace uptown
E                   Bm
I found out it was egyptian
D               Bm
 I tied up your letters
D            Bm
 Buried them all with delegation see


CHORUS:
 C#m                         Bm    A A A A D D
Ain't that enough courtesy laughs


VERSE:
E                           Bm
I hate that kind of wrong affection
E                 Bm
I ain't ready to talk at all
 D                      Bm
It's all lies, misunderstandings
 D                    Bm
I'm all alone in the main hall


VERSE:
E                           Bm
I hate that kind of wrong affection
E                 Bm
I ain't ready to talk at all
 D                      Bm
It's all lies, misunderstandings
 D                    Bm
I'm all alone in the main hall


VERSE:
 E                    Bm
I'm gonna read every novel you read
 E                       Bm
I'm gonna learn what's egyptian
D                Bm
 Pretend not to talk too much too
D           Bm
  Sacrifice all of my agenda


VERSE:
E                Bm
I had a fever to empty your closet
E                       Bm
I didn't think it would be that hard
 D                     Bm
You get to do what you want now see
D                    Bm
 Though we'll always have to do it apart


CHORUS:
C#m                          Bm    A A A A D D
Ain't that enough courtesy laughs


VERSE:
E                           Bm
I hate that kind of wrong affection
E                 Bm
I ain't ready to talk at all
D                        Bm
It's all lies, misunderstandings
 D                   Bm
I'm all alone in the main hall


VERSE:
E                           Bm
I hate that kind of wrong affection
E                 Bm
I ain't ready to talk at all
 D                      Bm
It's all lies, misunderstandings
 D                    Bm
I'm all alone in the main hall