I Am A Pirate You Are A Princess

E|------------------------8-| 
B|-10-8-6---10-8-6---10-8-6-| 
G|--------------------------| 
D|--------------------------| 
A|--------------------------| 
E|--------------------------| 

or, for a mellower sound, one of these:
E|-----------------------| e|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| B|-----------------------| 
G|---------------------5-| G|-----------------------| 
D|-7-5-3---7-5-3---7-5-3-| D|-----------------------| 
A|-----------------------| A|---------------------3-| 
E|-----------------------| E|-5-3-1---5-3-1---5-3-1-| 

                           Am
   is there a hole in your heart
            G
   or am i mistaken
                  C         (F)
   i can see your capillary veins
               Am                  G
   you be the patient i'll be the surgeon
              C                         (F)
   just like 1st grade on the playground all day

Am                              G                     C   F
   soon enough you'll hear the black top calling for you
Am                     G                     C    F
   after that there is not much else you can do

Am G C

                            Am
   have you forgotten your place
              G
   I'm being sarcastic
                   C             (F)
   that shit could kill a bus of kids

             Am
   we have a good thing
            G
   she is a bad thing
                          C
   why would she want to break us
                     (F)
   who would want to break us

Am                              G                     C    F
   soon enough you'll hear the black top calling your name
              Am                              G C (let ring for a mo'...)
   every day your life will never be the same

          Am                G
   i am a pirate you are a princess
             C             (F)
   we could sail the seven seas
                    Am
   bring back some presents
                G
   for all the people
                  C                         (F)
   everyone will love us even courtney will love us