Im Too Old For This Shit

Preschool Tea Party Massacre

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I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
(From the 2006 Album DROP IT ASSHOLE!)

Transcribed by PTPM
        

Words and Music by PTPM
Arranged by PTPM

Gtr I (D A D G B E) - 'Untitled'

 4/4
  Gtr I
  W          W
|----------|------|
|----------|------|
|----------|------|
|----------|------|
|----------|------|
|----------|------|


   Verse
    D5
   9/8                  7/8
    PM---------------------------------------
    E E E E S S E E Q    S S E E S S E E E
||---------------------|--------------------|
||o--------------------|--------------------|
||---------------------|--------------------|
||---------------------|--------------------|
||o-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|
||--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|


 9/8                  3/4
 --------------------------|
  E E E E S S E E Q    S S E   H     4x
|--------------------|---------------||
|--------------------|--------------o||
|--------------------|---------------||
|--------------------|---------------||
|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|-0-0-0--------o||
|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|-0-0-0---------||


   Interlude
    Q=140
    D       Eb      D       E         Eb              F
   4/4
    S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S   S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S  4x
||----------------------------------|----------------------------------||
||o---------------------------------|---------------------------------o||
||----------------------------------|----------------------------------||
||----------------------------------|----------------------------------||
||o---------------------------------|---------------------------------o||
||--0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--||


          Outro
           Q=110
           D5
 2/4      9/8                   7/8
           PM--------------------------------|
  W        S E S Q  S E S Q.     E. E. S E S Q
|------||----------------------|----------------|
|------||o---------------------|----------------|
|------||----------------------|----------------|
|------||----------------------|----------------|
|------||o-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0----|-0--0--0-0-0-0--|
|------||--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0----|-0--0--0-0-0-0--|


  D5
 9/8                   15/16              4/4
  PM---------------------------------------|
  S E S Q  S E S Q.     E. E. E. E. E.  4x E E Q  H
|---------------------|-----------------||-------------*|
|---------------------|----------------o||-------------*|
|---------------------|-----------------||-------------*|
|---------------------|-----------------||-------------*|
|-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0----|-0--0--0--0--0--o||-0-----------*|
|-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0----|-0--0--0--0--0---||-0-----------*|



Duration Legend
---------------
+ - note tied to previous; . - note dotted; .. - note double dotted
Uncapitalized letters represent notes that are staccato (1/2 duration)
Irregular groupings are notated above the duration line
Duration letters will always appear directly above the note/fret number it represents the
duration for.  Duration letters with no fret number below them represent rests.  Multi-
bar rests are notated in the form Wxn, where n is the number of bars to rest for.  Low
melody durations appear below the staff

Tablature Legend
----------------
 h   - hammer-on
 p   - pull-off
 b   - bend
 pb  - pre-bend
 r   - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately)
 /\  - slide into or out of (from/to "nowhere")
 s   - legato slide
 S   - shift slide
 - natural harmonic
n(n) - tapped harmonic
 ~   - vibrato
 tr  - trill
 T   - tap
 TP  - trem. picking
 PM  - palm muting
\n/  - tremolo bar dip; n = amount to dip
 \n  - tremolo bar down
 n/  - tremolo bar up
/n\  - tremolo bar inverted dip
 =   - hold bend; also acts as connecting device for hammers/pulls
  - volume swell (louder/softer)

Misc Legend
-----------
 |  - bar
||o - repeat start
o|| - repeat end
 :  - bar (freetime)
 &  - Coda