Thick Thighs

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I've heard (I’ve heard)

I've heard


[Verse 1]
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I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
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So what about my muffin top is wrong?
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Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks
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I’d hire Jillian Michaels and i'd probably still give up


[Chorus]
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I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
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I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
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You can't spell "diet" without "die"
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I've been eating carbs since '95
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And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives


[Verse 2]
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God bless the Kardashian's for bringing curves back
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And all the sexy one-pieces hanging off the racks
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If you can't handle these love handles
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You can find me at McDonalds
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And trust me, they'll be loving it


[Chorus]
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I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
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I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
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You can't spell "diet" without "die"
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I've been eating carbs since '95
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And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

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Now I can't tell you what is gluten free
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But I can tell you, you won't catch me counting calories
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Or macros, or net carbs, or hell MSG


[Chorus]
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I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
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I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
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You can't spell "diet" without "die"
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I've been eating carbs since '95
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And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives


[Outro]
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And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
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So love thigh-self