In Louisville I met a maid
Mark well what I do say
And she was mistress of her trade
It was diddle-diddle-diddle all day

I put my hand upon her toe
Mark well what I do say
She says: Young man you're rather low
For a diddle-diddle-diddle all day

I put my finger on her knee
Mark well what I do say
She says: Young man you're rather free
For it's diddle-diddle-diddle all day

I put my arm around her waist
Mark well what I do say
She says: Young man you're in great haste
For the diddle-diddle-diddle all day

I put my hand upon her thigh
Mark well what I do say
She says: You're getting pretty nice
And a diddle-diddle-diddle all day

I put my hand upon her ass
Mark well what I do say
She says: Let's lay down on the grass
And diddle-diddle-diddle all day