Heavy Entertainment Show

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[VERSE]
     Am      C          G         Am
Good evening chidren of cultural abandon
    Am             C             G      E
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
    Am      C             G            Am
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
      Am        C       E                Am
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can

[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
    Am/F             Am/E
The charisma's non-negotiable
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
     Am/F              Am/E
I'm about to strip and you're my pole
C
We are so glorious
G                                              A
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us
         F
Before I drop dead and die

[VERSE]
     Am      C         G            Am
Good evening lovers of quality entertainment
     Am             C           G          E
Good evening to the others that don't know it
Am            C                 G             Am
Even you will leave here with a T-shirt and a programme
      Am         C             E
Got a house in L.A., I'm still paying for it

[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
     Am/F                Am/E
It's just the tip but no one will know
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
        Am/F                     Am/E
All the girls (Robbie!), all the boys go (No!)
C
You are magnificent
G                                      A
Maybe come on stage and be a part of it
       F
I said maybe, baby, baby oh

[BRIDGE]
F    F/Bb      C           D#
Come leave the life you're living
F    F/Bb     C          D
Show me the light you're giving
G             C                      F       D
I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-ohh..

[CHORUS]
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He would sell his   children
      Am  Am/G  Am/F    Am/E
For a hit in    Belgium
          C         G
God knows what he's done
             A   E
For a numer one

Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
          Am/F             Am/E
Where the more you see the less you know
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
         Am/F             Am/E
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
C
I am notorious
    G                                   A
For making all the crowd sing the chorious
       F
I just made up that word

[BRIDGE]
F    F/Bb      C       D#
Come love the life I'm living
F     F/Bb     C       D
Bathe in the light I'm giving
G              C                    F       D
He'll give it all and a little bit more

[CHORUS]
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
      Am/F            Am/E
I'm a volcano that's about to blow
Am                        Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
        Am/F            C    E  Am
This is how I'd like to say: Hello!..

[OUTRO]
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