Psycho Bitch From Hell

Intro: E (Strum once)


Chorus 1:

        A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
         E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
         B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
              E
Walks like a duck
      A
She's hairy as the missin' link
      E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
           B7                                  E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck"


Verse 1:

       A                                 E
Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood
B7                              E
It just tends to go from bad to worse
            A                                                       E
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude
      B7                                      E
But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves


Chorus 2:

        A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
         E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
         B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
              E
Walks like a duck
      A
She's hairy as the missin' link
      E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
           B7                                             E
The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks"


Verse 2:

              A                                E
Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail
    B7                                        E
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny
                A                                              E
And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more
         B7                                                  E
Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money


Chorus 3:

        A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
         E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
         B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
              E
Walks like a duck
      A
She's hairy as the missin' link
      E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
           B7 (Strum once)                                                               E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"
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