Em                           B
Please pass over your elixir drink, 
C                          G
Today the world is much to bludgening. 
Em                              B
I need to numb me back into the womb 
C                                         G
And there I will do cartwheels if there's room. 

Em                                   B
If you could turn it all down just a notch.
C                                          G
I wouldn't have to knock all of your socks off.
Em                                           B
And oh, I heard that spice girl thats named 'Posh'.
C                                      G
I've got some time since I've broke my watch.

B C G B 
B C G B


[Chorus]

Em                 B   C     G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em            Bm          C                  G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em               B                                G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em                   C           B                     Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.


[Verse]

Em                                   B
The newstand man asked why I look so glum,
C                           G
I gave him a finger not the thumb.
Em                                B
I haven't shaved so I look like a bum,
C                                 G
Needless to say I ain't gonna get none.

Em                                  B
And the taximan gave me a long free ride
C                        G
He said I pent up energy inside.
Em                                          B
But I said to him, "Please tell me who just died
C                             G
bequething onto you the title 'Freud.'"

B C G B 
B C G B


[Chorus]

Em                 B   C     G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em            Bm          C                  G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em               B                                G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em                   C           B                     Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.

Em                 B   C     G
I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Em            Bm          C                  G
Bring out the credit card let's buy a friend a rose.
Em               B                                G
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
Em                   C           B                     Em
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.