G                                          C
My dad’s a pheasant-plucker, he's a very busy man,
     G                                  F
So I help him plucking pheasants, and I do the best I can.
    G                                        C
Sometimes he will go away and leave me on my own,
    G                                         F              G
And so I’m left here sitting plucking all the pheasants all alone

[Chorus]
    F
I'm not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I'm the pheasant-plucker's son,
        G
And I'm only plucking-pheasants
         F                G
Till the pheasant-plucker comes.

[Verse]
   G                                          C
My husband likes to pluck with me, we have a lot of fun
     G                                  F
He tickles me with pheasant feathers when the plucking’s done;
   G                                          C
The laughing and the giggling helps to keep me fit and trim;
     G                                  F                G
There’s nothing I would rather do than pheasant-pluck with him

[Chorus]
    F
I'm not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I'm the pheasant-plucker's wife,
    G
And when we pluck together
         F                G
It's a pheasant-plucking life!

[Verse]
   G                                          C
For the job of pheasant-plucking, my friend was born and bred,
     G                                  F
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he goes to bed;
   G                                          C
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
     G                                  F       G
It's really all this pheasant-plucking keeps us here together.

[Chorus]
    F
I'm not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I'm the pheasant-plucker's friend,
          G
And if we weren’t plucking pheasants
         F                G
He would drive me round the bend

[Verse]
   G                                          C
I had a pal in Donegal, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
     G                                  F
But you have to pluck them fresh, or it’s really quite unpleasant,
   G                                          C
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at the plucking I’ve no luck
     G                                  F        G
Though some peasants find it pleasant, I would rather pluck a duck,

[Chorus]
    F
I'm not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I'm the pheasant-plucker's mate,
    G
I'm only plucking pheasants
         F                G
‘Cause the pheasant-plucker's late.

[Verse]
   G                                          C
My son’s a pheasant-plucker and he’s very good to me,
     G                                  F
He frequently invites me round to have a cup of tea.
   G                                          C
We have pheasant-plucking parties and play pheasant-plucking games,
     G                                  F     G
Before we pluck the pheasants we will give them silly names.

[Chorus]
    F
I’m not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I’m the pheasant-plucker’s mother,
      G
And a mother plucking pheasants
     F           G
Is a good as any other.

[Verse]
   G                                          C
My cousin is a pheasant-plucker, he’s the best I’ve seen;
     G                                  F
I’m no good at plucking pheasants, I really am quite green;
   G                                          C
He could pluck a buffalo or even do a moose
     G                                  F        G
While I have trouble getting down off eider duck or goose.

[Chorus]
    F
I'm not the pheasant-plucker,
                           C
I'm the pheasant-plucker's cousin,
       G
In the time it took to sing this song,
   F                G
He plucked a half a dozen.