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G Am G Em Em


[Verse 1]
G
Not one for authority
Am               G
Follow you, no follow me
Em
Left foot forward bro be free
       Em
There are no rules, just societies
G                              Am
Society says slowthai is a danger
     G
Head top rearranger
Em
No love for authorities
      Em
They took my bro and that's robbery
G                              Am
Did my thing no way could I cater
        G             Em
We can sort it out later
                        Em
Roll about for that flavour
                      G
Nasty boy, it's my nature
                          Am
Consequence bun a consequence
             G               Em
I'm a narcissist, see you later
                             Em
Defending my team like Shawcross
                                     G
Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts
                   Am
Shortcuts no confusion
               G                 Em
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless
                        Em
Hop a fence for that bunda
                      G
What I do for the music
                            Am
No man can ever call me junior
              G          Em
Say that I'm moving stupid
                             Em
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid
G                         Am
Rather stay at home be zooted
         G           Em
It just ain't computing
                          Em
That I ain't code in computer
                                     G
Follow the leader 'till we get snookered
                                 Am
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas
             G                     Em
Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas
                                Em
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa


[Chorus]
G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa
             Em
At one with nature
                 G
Pissing off my neighbours
                Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa
              Em
At one with nature
                  G
Pissing off my neighbours


[Post-Chorus]
G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am       G
I think someone's there
Em
Turn it up I don't care
Em
Turn it up I don't care
G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am       G
I think someone's there
Em
Turn it up I don't care
Em
Turn it up I don't care


[Verse 2]
   G
Authorities that I can't hear
     Am                G
You can't come in, no pigs in here
 Em
Warrant outstanding more than a year
Em
Hand myself in and my solicitors there
G
Understanding the agenda
           Am            G
If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless
Em
Pirates like me say
               Em
You'll never catch me alive, or dead
G
HMP can't be a prisoner
          Am                 G
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher
     Em
On custody even as a visitor
           Em
It's not holiday, and it's not me dog
          G
I want mahogany up in my yard
 Am                G
Doberman shitting on my grass
Em
Name stitched up in my garms
Em
I never listen to what I got told


[Chorus]
G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa
             Em
At one with nature
                 G
Pissing off my neighbours
                Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa
              Em
At one with nature
                  G
Pissing off my neighbours
G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa
             Em
At one with nature
                 G
Pissing off my neighbours
                Am
Crumpets in my toaster
G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa
              Em
At one with nature
                  G
Pissing off my neighbours


[Outro]
I said
G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am           G
I think the feds are there
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am           G
I think the feds are there
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care
Em
Fuck the feds I don't care