Beer Goggles

B            E        F#
Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh
B            E        F#
Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh

[Verse 1]

B                  G#    E
  I don't love you but I want to
B                          G#         E
  Just give me something I can't hold on to
B                  G          F#      B  E  A
  Come on baby and speed your lust to me
B                       G#       E
  Here's my number on a cocktail napkin
B                       G#     E
  Think about it like a loaded weapon
B                     G          F#       B
  Cock the hammer and point that thing at me

[Pre-Chorus]

              G
Why don't you call
              A
Why don't you call
              G#
Why don't you call
G               E
Kill me for the thrill of it all

[Chorus]

B        D#
  I want someone anyone
E
  Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones
B        D#             E   G
  I want someone anyone

[Verse 2]

B                       G#      E
  You spend your nights at home crying
B              G#      E
  I spend mine death defying
B           G         F#  B   E  A
  I call it testing morality
B                     G#        E
  So pull the goggles down over your eyes
B                       G#          E
  Say good night to the rest of the barflies
B             G          F#  B
  I'm forever yours temporarily

[Pre-Chorus]

              G
Why don't you call
              A
Why don't you call
              G#
Why don't you call
G               E
Kill me for the thrill of it all

[Chorus]

B        D#
  I want someone anyone
E
  Drunk ones, spun ones, anyone
B        D#
  I want someone anyone
E           G             A
  Fat ones, whacked ones, give me some
B        D#
  I want someone anyone
E
  Spend some, rent one, lend me one
B                      D#
  Fun ones, dumb ones, gypsy chicks on rocks
E            G                A
  Done ones, even chicks with chicken pox

[Bridge]

B            E        F#
Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh
B            E        F#
Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh

[Chorus]

B
  I want someone anyone
E        F#
  I want someone anyone
B
  I want someone anyone
E        F#
  I want someone anyone
B
  Drunk ones, spun ones, give me some
E        F#
  I want someone anyone
B          D#
  Fat ones, whacked ones, anyone
E        G       F#      B
  I want someone anyone