Stocking Song

     D     A     G     B
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D|----7-----9-----7-----11--| 
A|----5-----7-----5-----9---| 
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[Intro]
D    A

[Verse 1]
D
  So you say you like candy canes
G
  All the ladies do
       B
Candy canes were meant for sucking
               G
So don't you think about trying to chew


[Verse 2]
D
  How about a little eggnog
         G
I got a homemade recipe
              B
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
      G                    A
Even though it's alcohol-free



[Chorus]
D                              A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                           B
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
                                                    G
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D                              A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                             B
Gonna fill it up with all I got
                              G                    D
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot


[Interlude]
D   A


[Verse 3]
D
  I know you like your toys, girl
       G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
              B
The kind that only use double D batteries
     G
And run at variable speeds


[Verse 4]
D
  Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
      G
All I ask is some tit for tat
              B
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
             G                        A
Heck, they probably make an app for that!  Baby


[Chorus]
D                             A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                            B
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
                                         G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... Take it all out... stuff it back in
                    A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D                             A     D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                         B
With holiday love and romance
                                 G         A               D
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance