Mixer At Delta Chi

intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G

C             Am         C              Am
 It's college time again, September's alomost here

C             Am             Fm            Gm
 Hanging with freshman girls,  frat partie kegs of beer

C               Am          C          Am
 I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,

C              Am       Fm              G
 We take some Oxycontin,  Dave Matthews getting high.

Prechorus:

Fm             G            Fm          G
  And then as I undress her,  I start my stimulus

Fm             G (stop)        Fm            Am     B    C    Am
  She says but wait, professor,  this wasn't on the syllabus

Chorus:

C        Am   C    Am  C        Am    C Am
 I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor

C         Am     C   Am   Fm        G      C  Am
 A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man

Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid