F    C    Em    Bm    Csus4    C
Em    D    Csus4    C
G6    Bm    F    C    G6    Bm    Csus4    C
G6    D    F    C    G6    Bm

[Verse]

Csus4                  C
  Month one Mary grows a mustache
D                   Bm
  In the second she grows a beard
Csus4                    C
  In the third month her breasts fall off
D                       Bm
  The fourth month testicles appear
F                     C
  The fifth her penis shows its face
D                    Bm                 Csus4    C
  In the sixth month grows a foreskin

[Bridge]

Em                          Bm     F    C
It took nine months made evident
Em              Bm              F    C    G6
Experience, she gave it hands

[Chorus]

D          Csus4 C                       D       Bm
  In the seventh month, Christ's sandals grow on her
              Csus4  C                 D    Bm
In the eighth month, her chest becomes transparent
             Csus4    C                 D Bm
In the ninth wounds appear as Christ is apparent
             Csus4 C                Em   Bm
And then she was   Christ, and Mary disappeared

[Outro]

F    C    G6   D
F    C    Em    Bm
F    C    G6   D
F    C    Em    Bm
F    C    G6   D
F    C    Em    Bm