Joan era estranha, estudava ciência Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical Patafísica em casa Science in the home Noites em claro, sozinha com seu tubo de ensaio Late nights all alone with a test tube Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, cursando Medicina Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine Liga pra ela Calls her on the phone Posso te levar ao cinema Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan? Joa, oa, oa, oan?
Mas quando ela se apronta pra sair But as she's getting ready to go Alguém bate na porta A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Caiu sobre sua cabeça Came down upon her head Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Garantiu que ela estivesse morta Made sure that she was dead
De volta à escola de novo, Maxwell faz palhaçadas Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again A professora fica irritada Teacher gets annoyed Desejando evitar uma cena Wishing to avoid an unpleasant Desagradá-á-á-ável Sce, e, e, ene
Ela manda Max ficar depois que a aula acaba She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away Então ele fica esperando So he waits behind Escrevendo cinquenta vezes: Eu não devo ser Writing fifty times: I must not be Tã-ã-ã-o mau So-o-o
Mas quando ela vira as costas pro rapaz But when she turns her back on the boy Ele se aproxima sorrateiro He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Caiu sobre sua cabeça (do, do, do, do) Came down upon her head (do, do, do, do) Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Garantiu que ela estivesse morta Made sure that she was dead
O policial 31 disse: Pegamos o pilantra P.C. thirty-one said: We caught a dirty one Maxwell fica sozinho Maxwell stands alone Tentando se defender Painting testimonial pictures Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose e Valerie gritando da galeria Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery Pedem que ele seja solto (Maxwell tem que ser solto) Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) O juiz não concorda e conta a The judge does not agree and he tells them Ela-a-as So, o, o, o
Mas enquanto as palavras saem da sua boca But as the words are leaving his lips Um barulho surge por detrás A noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Desceu sobre sua cabeça Came down upon his head Bang! Bang! O martelo de prata de Maxwell Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Certificou-se de que ele havia morrido Made sure that he was dead
Oh, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh O homem do martelo de prata Silver hammer man