Am E F E

[Verse 1]
E                        Am
Only buy this if you're lonely
     F               E
Only listen if you're blue
                              Am
If you're married and you are happy
              F            E
This song is not to do with you
       Am
If you listening at your work place
        F                E
Feeling small amongst the men
       Am
Do not sing this to your workmates
     F             E      Am
This song is not to do with them


[Chorus]
              E           Am
But if you're sitting on a bar stool
E                         Am
Wondering what on earth to do
F
Don't let them tell you no-one cares
E
This song's one especially for you


[Verse 2]
E                             Am
If you are listening on your radio
         F               E
Smiling while you drive along
                     Am
Tune the band into another
             F               E
Because this song is not your song
          Am
If you're working as DJ
           F             E
Leave this record in its sleeve
           Am
Cause this one's not for general airplay
     F           E       Am
This song is for day she leaves


[Chorus]
            E                     Am
And if you bought this and you're sinking
E                         Am
And I think that you know who
   F
It matters not the mouth that's singing
E
This song's one especially for you


[Bridge]
        Am
So this goes out to the lonely
        Am
So this goes out to the sad
       Dm
And it goes out to the only 
        E            Am
One you felt you ever had
          Am
If you're there in total darkness 
       Am
With a letter in your hand
       Dm
Do not bother with the letter
     Am
Just listen to the band

[Instrumental]

Am E F E

*Over Horns*

Am       Dm   Em Am   
Am       Dm   Em Am
                           Am
So only buy this if you're lonely...