A                 F#m
If I gave you my finest hour
    Bm             E
Would you stick around?
            A                     F#m
Cause I'm sick of giving my favourite rhymes
    Bm                 E
To girls who just leave town
  A                  F#m
One got married and one had kids
  Bm                     E
One out-priced me in West Dids
    A                       F#m
And when I see her I try and make amends
   Bm                        E
She put her foot down in her fella's Benz

[Chorus]
            F#m  E     D  C#m        Bm   E
You know that I can't compete with that
F#m E    D C#m          Bm
I can't compete with that
       E
It's a fact

[Verse 2]
 A              F#m
One did one to Echo Park
         Bm                          E
With an old Pen pal whose now an oligarch
 A                     F#m
She sent my boxes one by one
 Bm                   E
All her exes Xmas's at once
 A                      F#m
And as I unpacked the Eric shirt and
 Bm                             E
The National prints from the last concert
 A                  F#m              Bm            E
I thought I'll probably never see that girl again