Skin And Bones

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Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big
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She weighed just about sixteen stone
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And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
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Now she looks like skin and bone.
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Do the meditation and yoga
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And she's thrown away the good food guide
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And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas
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And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die,
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You can't see her walk by.

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Don't eat no mashed potatoes,
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Don't eat no buttered scones
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Stay away from carbohydrates
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You're gonna look like skin and bone.

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Living on the edge of starvation
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And she says she's got no appetite
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And her father and her mother
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And her sisters and her brothers

Couldn't see her when she walked by
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She looked like skin and bone.

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Don't eat no mashed potatoes,
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Don't eat no buttered scones
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Stay away from carbohydrates
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You're gonna look like skin and bone.

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She used to be so cuddly,
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She used to be so fat,
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But oh what a sin cos she's oh so thin

That she lost all the friends that she had,
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She looks like skin and bone

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If you look flabby
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And you feel overweight,
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And you wanna lose a couple of stone,

Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises
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And you'll look like skin and bone.

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Come on rattle them bones,
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Put your hands up to the ceiling,
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Bend your hips and touch your toes,
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Do your daily exercises,
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You're gonna look like skin and bone,
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Don't eat no mashed potatoes, etc.