Steady With The Maestro

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[Verse]
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She goes steady with the maestro
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And she rosins his baton
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But when he goes out on a binge-o
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She's been known to carry on
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She's been known to carry on
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When the maestro goes out and paints the town

[Verse]
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Maestro he gets very jealous
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When she talks to any other man
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And the other men's women tend to worry
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What's she got to talk about with them?
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The women worry 'bout what she wanna do
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When she's through conducting her interlude

[Bridge]
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One time I saw her at the café
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She was laughing like she just let down her hair
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The time I saw her on the sidewalk
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And her face was all flushed and filled with tears
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The time I saw her in front of the pet shop
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And the maestro and the goose and the ghost were there
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The time I saw her on her doorstep
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She invited me upstairs
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She invited me upstairs
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And she gave me a wooden chair
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She gave me a wooden chair
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That I sit on in my underwear

[Verse]
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I used to play the second fiddle
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In her philharmonic hall
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But now I look out for numero uno
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And I don't play no violins at all
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No, I don't play no violins at all
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I play the part of the man who crawls the wall