C
When I’m tired of all the murder 

And I’m tired of all the rape 
    G
And all the little children 

Whose necks I do break 


[Chorus]
C
That’s when I satisfy 

What I hold most dear 
  G7
I kick a little baby 

Or maybe an old lady 
                                 C7
I'll kick a little baby down the stairs 


[Verse 2]
Am
Sneak up behind them 
       Dm
Like a hunter stalks his pray 
Am
Kick 'em down the stairs 
       Dm             G7
And go hip-hip-hip hurray 
N.C.
Hurray, hurray, hurray


[Verse 3]
         C
When I’m tired of deflowering 

Vestal virgin nuns 
    G
And sticking red hot pokers 

Up the local choir boys’ bums 


[Chorus]
C
That’s when I satisfy 

What I hold most dear
  G7
I kick a little baby 

Or maybe an old lady 
                              C       Am
I kick a little baby down the stairs 


[Verse 4]
                            Dm
I like to hear their little bones 

Crack
          Am
And their heads upon the stairway 
      Dm
Going thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack

Thwack


[Verse 5]
      C
Well, you might think I’m sick 
                         G7
You might think I’m ill 

That I should be locked up 

And given lots of pills 
    C
But frankly, frankly I don’t care 


[Outro]
     G7
I’ll kick a little baby or maybe an old lady
                                            C
I’ll kick a little baby down the stairs, oh yeah