Shock Goodbyes And P45S

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[Verse 1]
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It's the sociopaths that scare me
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Not the fall of my local bank
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At least they're only burning money
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And they won't be laughing as they're chopping off my hands


[Pre-Chorus]
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One day, I'll learn how to box clever
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And beat the past back in its place
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I'll never get rid of this false endeavour
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But I'll wipe the grin off its dirty little face
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Oh, I'll wipe the grin off its dirty little face


[Chorus]
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Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
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You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
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Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To hand me a P45?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?


[Post-Chorus]
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God knows that I don't hate you
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But one day, I must learn how to
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And the next, I'll learn exactly how to put up a fight.


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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It's not the Illuminati that scares me
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It's the people further down in the ranks
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The creatures like you that are so controlling
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As to lead a God-fearing boy out the devil's pack
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Why would you lead a God-fearing boy out the devil's pack?


[Chorus]
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
Bm          A
You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To deflate my legal high?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?


[Instrumental]

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[Pre-Chorus]
D             Em               Bm
One day, I'll learn how to box clever
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And beat the wrongdoers away
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I'll wear no mask or tight polyester
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But you can rest assured, I'll be on a little-caped crusade
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Oh, you can rest assured, I'll be on my little-caped crusade


[Chorus]
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
Just to say goodbye?
Bm          A
You're so infuriating
G
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
G                            Bm
Why wait 'til the summertime
Em
To hand me a P45?
Bm           A
Was I that infuriating?
G
Was I that infuriating?
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Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
Bm            A             G
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,


[Post-Chorus]
    Bm           A     G
God knows that I don't hate you
        Bm          A     G
But one day, I must learn how to
        Bm         A          G
And the next, I'll learn exactly how to put up a fight.