Confessions In Three Movements

 D7              Eb                      F                  Dm7
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
 Gm7               Cm7            Bb
without being afraid for their lives
D7              Eb                                   F              Dm7
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
            Gm7          Cm7                  Bb
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right

   D7               Eb                       F
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
  D7                           Gm
Without being treated like dirt
 Gm7        Eb                          F
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
         Dm7                   G7
As the measure of a woman's worth
         Eb                  Dm     Gm        Cm   F           Bb
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

               F9                        Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
               F9                        Bb   Bb7
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
              Eb                         Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
         Bb                        G7
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
           Cm7     F7                Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

The Second Confession is called Poverty (altruism)

 D7         Eb                      F            Dm7
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
 Gm7               Cm7          Bb
Whether they are rich or their poor
D7          Eb                          F              Dm7
I believe a world where no children are starving
  Gm7          Cm7        Bb
Is a world worth fighting for

D7               Eb                       F
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
Dm                           Gm
How incredibly lucky I am
 Gm7        Eb                          F
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
              Dm7                   G7
Should come at the expense of my fellow man

Eb                            Dm
I'm sure I could give a little more
    Gm        Cm   F           Bb
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

               F9                        Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
               F9                        Bb
I don't really mind if I am behind, Below or above them.

                 Eb                        Edim7
They're just so jubbly, They make me feel lovely
 Bb                        G7
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
           Cm7     F7                Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

This Final Confession is Entitled The Enviroment

 D7         Eb                            F         Dm7
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
 Gm7               Cm7          Bb
And we must treat her carefully
D7          Eb                          F              Dm7
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
  Gm7          Cm7        Bb
Her resources indefinitely.

Eb                            Dm
The earth's not a bottomless pit
    Gm        Cm   F           Bb
And we can all do our little bit.

               F9                        Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em
                F9                        Bb
They're equally fun when they're aged 21, Or octogenarian.

                 Eb                        Edim7
They're just so flappy, They make me feel happy
    Bb                      G7
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
           Cm7     F7                Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

            Eb6                        F
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
   Dm                        G7
Designed to tempt men in situations when
       Eb                         F
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
  D7/F# (D7 fine)       Gm                    F
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
  Eb                    F
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
          Bb        F       Gm   F
Like the lips of a happy vagina
            Eb                 Edim7                    F
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7                                 Gm   F   Eb
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

            Eb                     F
From that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7                                       G
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel

        Cm     Bb     Eb   Edim    F
We're just fucking monkeys in    shoes
    Bb    Gm    Eb
And I.....
       F           Bb   Gm
Will always love boobs
        Eb F            Bb
i Will always love boobs