The Pope Song

A 0-0-2-2-2-0
Bb 1-1-3-3-3-1
Bbm 1-1-3-3-2-1
C 0-3-2-0-1-0
C7 0-3-2-3-1-0
Caug 0-3-2-1-1-0
D7 x-0-0-2-1-2
F 1-3-3-2-1-1
G 3-2-0-0-0-3
G7 3-2-0-0-0-1

[Verse]
F
Fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker
                             C7
Fuck the motherfucker he's a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker Fuck the fucking fucker
                             F
Fuck the motherfucker he's a total fucking fucker
Bb                    Bbm
Fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker
F                              D7
Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker
G                     C7                     F
Fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucking Pope
[2nd string a: 3---5---3]

F
Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
                                  C7
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker
                                    F
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
       Bb                                    Bbm
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
    F                        D7
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
     G                               G7
Then fuck you, motherfucker, this is language one employs
     C7                         Caug
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

F
I don’t give a fuck if call’ng the Pope a motherfucker
                                   C7
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
                                        F
I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate
          Bb                                Bbm
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
          F                        D7
I’ll be a re-lig-ious apologist on other fucking days
        G                             G7
But the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy fucker
     C7
Then Pope or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker
        F
You see I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
                             C7
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother

I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
                                        F
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
           Bb                                     Bbm
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
         F                            D7
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
     G                            G7
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
        C7                                      Caug
When it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
   F
So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
                                C7
If you're still a motherfucking papist
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker
                               F
Fuck the motherfucker, he's as evil as the rapist
           Bb                           Bbm
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
        F                            D7
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you
         Bb                              C
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect
      A                       D7
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
           Bb                              C
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
    Bb                                    C
The Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
     Bb                         C
Then listen to me motherfucker, this here is a fact
A                         D7
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
Bb                             C7                          F
power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat