Life Is Hard

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[Verse 1]
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Betty's in a wet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain
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Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
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Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
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Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer


[Chorus]
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Life Is Hard, can't buy happiness no matter what you do
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Can't get to heaven on roller skates - can't take a taxicab to Timbuktu


[Verse 2]
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Paul was a poor little rich boy, he never had to cry
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Whenever he complained of aches and pains the doctors would drop by
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Now he goes to parlours where the prettiest girls in town
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Get paid five hundred dollars just to kick him when he's down


[Chorus]
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Life Is Hard, can't buy happiness no matter what you do
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Can't get to heaven on roller skates - can't take a taxicab to Timbuktu, Life Is Hard,    
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  Life Is Hard
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Life Is Hard, can't buy happiness no matter what you do
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Can't get to heaven on roller skates - can't take a taxicab to Timbuktu


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[Verse 3]
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After he stiffed a waitress, and ran out on his tab
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Big Mac had a heart attack in the back of a Yellow Cab
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By the time the sound of the siren said the ambulance was coming
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His heart had stopped beating, but the meter was still running


[Chorus]
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Life Is Hard, can't buy happiness no matter what you do
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Can't get to heaven on roller skates - can't take a taxicab to Timbuktu, Life Is Hard,    
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  Life Is Hard
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Life Is Hard, ain’t no escapin’ when the rent come due
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Can't get to heaven on roller skates - can't take a taxicab to Timbuktu


[Instrumental]
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