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I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me
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I don't know what to do I don't know how to be
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Shall I extend an olive branch? ,do I make him a cup of tea ?
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I don't know how to be

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He searches guns on the internet
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He says he has a python for a pet 
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He says he going to bring it in from home and 
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I am going to be toast

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I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me 
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He says he's going to kill my whole family 
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He says he's left entire armies lying in his wake and 
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Now it's me he's going to break

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He challenged me to fight in the yard 
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His weapon of choice was a Christmas card. 
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He hit me on the leg and he hit my really hard 
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He said this is just a start

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I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we talk this one through 
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I'll give it all up I'll give it up for you 
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You can have my favourite stapler and my pencil case too 
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You can have the star wars puzzle that you can never do


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He says his willy is the size of France and 
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Against him I don't stand a chance 
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Then he gave me the evilest eye and said 
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"Wave your legs goodbye"

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I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we talk this one through 
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I'll give it all up I'll give it up for you 
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You can have the house and the car keys too 
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You can have my football stickers from 1992

C#                             F#
I'm quite scared of Desmond I'm quite scared of him
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For he readily compare himself to Joseph Stalin 
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He says his brother is the size of a large oak tree and 
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He's going to set him on me

C#                             F#
I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me
C#                             G#
I don't know what to do I don't know how to be 
C#                             F#
Shall I extend an olive branch? ,do I make him a cup of tea ?
C#           G#     C#
I don't know how to be