Tulsa Telephone Book

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Have you read any good telephone books lately?
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If you ain't then let me recommend one
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I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times
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If you don't know any last names it ain't much fun

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Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane
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Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name
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I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end
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So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again

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Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything goin'
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She lived in Tulsa and didn't have anything on
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She said, My name is Shirley, and I said, My name is T.
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I woke up the next mornin' and she was gone

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All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now
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And they gotta know how long I've been alone
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If you meet a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair
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Would you tell her that she's wanted on the phone

E             B                         A           E
Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane
     B              A                       E           B
Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name
E                                       A                Am
I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end
                           B              E    B
So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again
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I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again