Playboy, d-d-do you want me now?
Fu-Fuck you like a pornstar, then hit you with my car
Playboy, l-l-look who's laughing now
You could be my bunny, skin you till you're bloody

Nah, don't pick me up, I'll hit up your mansion
Trade your body in for money, I'ma cash in
I got a pretty bitch, she look like Pam Anderson
I'm slaughterin' the pussy like a fuckin' Manson

Dismembering your body, cut, cut, cut, cut
I'll keep your rabbit's foot for luck, luck, luck, luck
I'm gonna rearrange your guts, guts, guts, guts
I'll fucking kill you like a slut (slut, slut, slut)

Playboy, d-d-do you want me now?
Fu-fuck you like a pornstar, then hit you with my car
Playboy, l-l-look who's laughing now?
You could be my bunny, skin you till you're bloody

I know you want me now

I'll take a leap, bet you think that you're a Hefner?
Cut your teeth, think you need some new dentures
Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, catchin' flies with honey
Body's not for sale, killing men for money
Time for the climax, my needle in your vein (na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)
I'll watch you collapse, my bullet in your brain (bullet in your brain)

Playboy, do you want me now?
Do you want me now?
Do you want me now?
Playboy, d-d-do you want me now?
Do you want me now?
I know you want me now

Why don't you want me now?

I got a 20-gauge shotgun with an improved c-cylinder choke
Who said a pretty bitch couldn't end up sl-slitting your throat?
They say I'm lucky, velvet-horned like I'm a j-jackalope
An' you know, know what, I coulda sworn that you t-tied your own rope

I wanna see you swing
From the ceiling
Kicking your feet
Yeah, I'll make you swing