This Aint My First Rodeo

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You say your Mama called and you must go
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She's down in the bed and needs you so

And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not
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But Honey ain't your Mama sick a lot

[Verse 2]
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Lately your head hurts every night
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Could it be you wear your clothes too tight

Since you don't seem to hear or see a thing I say or do
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Then I know there's nothing I can do for you

[Chorus]
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This ain't my first Rodeo
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This ain't the first time this old Cowboy been throwed
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This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show
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This ain't my first Rodeo

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[Verse 3]
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Your telling me you've lost your wedding band
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Somehow you say it sipped right off your hand

When I ask about those box'es stacked there by the door
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You say it's just old things you dont wear no more

[Verse 4]
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I didn't make it all the way through school
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But my Mama didn't raise any fools

I may not be the Einstein of our time
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But honey I'm not dumb and I'm not blind

[Chorus]
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This ain't my first Rodeo
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This ain't the first time this old cowboy been throwed
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This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show
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This ain't my first Rodeo