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G       C       Em D C 
Monday's Experts always know what's best 
Always tell you what you should've done 
Monday's Experts always know what's cooking 
How the game was lost and how its could've been won 
 
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When Monday comes around everyone's an expert in my town 
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When Monday comes on by everyone's an expert to his guy 
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When Monday comes along everyone's an expert on my song 
Monday's Experts 
 
 
See them in the shop see them down the street (Monday Monday) 
And when I go up the Pub it's nearly everyone I meet 
Saying I should've done this or I should've done that 
But by the time they're finished talking well my beer's getting flat 
 
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Tuesday Wednesday I don't mind 
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Thursday Friday talking blind 
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Saturday Sunday not so bad 
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Monday comes it drives me mad 
 
Monday's experts talking in the tea room 
In the worshop and the office talking all around the place 
Monday's expert yeah they've always got the good oil 
Pity you can't put a bet on at the finish of the race.