Mister Would You Please Help My Pony

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  Emaj9 Dmaj9 F#maj9


[Intro Riff]
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[Verse 1]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     Dmaj9                 C#m
He's over there behind the tree
     A                          G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
(w/intro riff)
I think it's his lung


[Verse 2]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     Dmaj9                    C#m
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
     A                            G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
(w/intro riff)
I think it's his lung


[Verse 3]
Emaj9                            D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     Dmaj9                   C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
   A                      G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
(w/intro riff)
And I think his lung's fucked up


[Bridge]
F#m   E   F#m   E   F#m
Pon - y,  pon - y,  pony

D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B
D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B


[Solo]
Emaj9  D#m  Dmaj9   C#m  A   G#m   B
Emaj9  D#m  Dmaj9   C#m  A   G#m   B
B  B    C   C#


[Verse 4]
F#maj9                            E#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     Emaj9                 D#m
He's over there lookin' at me
   B                        A#m
He can't talk because he's a pony
C#
I think it's his lung