Christmas Celebration

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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christmas celebration
F#m                  G
all around the nation
          A
won't you stay with me tonight
        G
cuz i'm running out of fight
        F#m                G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A                    G
carollers are singing
F#m                  G
registers ka-chinging
        A
and the presents are in place
        G
but i'd rather eat some mace
            F#m                    G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick


Chorus:
E                F#m
you know how the story goes
       E             F#m
you've seen it all before
E              F#m
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door


Verse 2:
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christmas to perfection
    F#m                    G
i'm begging for some action
        A
and the ringing in my ears
       G
is the sound of christmas cheer
               F#m                      G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard


Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door


Solo:
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Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

Verse 3:
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore

Outro:
    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
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g --------------14-------14---14-------------------- 
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    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
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g --------------14-------14---14-------------------- 
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    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
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g --------------14-------14---14--------------------  
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    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
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   A (let ring)
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