I Lost On Jeopardy

Intro: Cm


Verse 1:

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I was there to match my intellect on national TV
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Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD
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I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
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Art Fleming gave the answers, oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight


Chorus 1:
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh


Verse 2:

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Well, I knew I was in trouble now, my hope of winning sank
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Oh cause I got the Daily Double now and then my mind went blank
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I took Potpourri for one hundred and then my head started to spin
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Well I'm givin' up, Don Pardo, just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah


Chorus 2:
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh



Break: over Cm
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That's right Al you lost, And let me tell you what you didn't win:
A twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax,
And a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat
But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
And you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come
You don't get to come back tomorrow, You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game, You're a 
complete loser


Verse 3:

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Don't know what I was thinkin' of, I guess I just wasn't to bright
        Fm                        Eb
Well I sure hope I do better next weekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight


Chorus 3:
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh
          Cm              Gm  Fm
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, oooooh
          Cm
I lost on Jeopardy! baby!