Your New Boyfriend

[Intro] G  G7  Em  Cm

[Primeira Parte]

G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em                          C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm
I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
C           Cm                Am
I'd make it me and not him

[Refrão]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C   Cm  Am                      Am
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

(Woo)

( G  B  Em  C  Cm )
( G  B  Em  C  Cm )

[Segunda Parte]

    G
And yeah, I've met Jared

(Of course I've met Jared)
    B
The one who took you away from me
Em
  You hit it off instantly
  C                           Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
     G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
     Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C                    Cm         G
  I'm not gay, though

[Ponte]

       G                                  Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were 17
G                                  Bm
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were 17

[Terceira Parte]

G
How on Earth could I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane
Em
  I just think that I deserve
  C             Cm
A little bit of what I earned
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    B
The one I made when I was 23
          Em                         C  Cm   Am
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[Refrão]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
       C                    Cm
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C  Cm  Am                      Am
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

( G  B  Em  C  Cm )

[Final]

  G                     B
I think about you every day (Every day)
   Em                    C    Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
  G                        B
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em                         C  Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
              G
'Cause you're beauty
           B
And you're grace (You're grace)
     Em                     C         Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
    G                    B
And I want you to notice me
Em                        C     Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G               B
  I want you to care
Em                     C   Cm
  I want to smell your hair