Bad Breath

D G D A D

[Verse 1]
      D
Don't ever complain about nothin'
                                  A
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
     D                              G
Halitosis is a word I never could spell
     D                         A            D
But bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 2]
       D
It's okay to say "Hello" to me
                                           A
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
     D                                                 G
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
        D                         A            D
'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]
             G           D         A           D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
        G          D           A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
      G        D           A       D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
      D                         A            D
That bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Solo]
D A D G D A D

[Verse 3]
        D
I been talkin' to the man in the mirror
                                      A
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
          D                               G
But it's better I guess than starvin' to death
     D                         A            D
And bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]
             G           D         A           D
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
        G          D           A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
      G        D           A       D
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
      D                         A            D
That bad breath is better than no breath at all