Heaven Is Closed

D A D

[Chorus]
 D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       D                                  A
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am
 A
So many people, well it sure is lonely
  A               D
Who even gives a damn?
   D
I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
D7                        G
But there ain't nobody around
 G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       A                                  D
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

[Verse 1]
 D                                         A
Heaven left for California on a midnight plane
 A
Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely
                              D
For reasons that's hard to explain
          D
Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell
    D7                           G
And each one are both the same thing?
        G                       D
Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for
          A                            D
And that hell treats us both just the same

[Chorus]
 D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       D                                  A
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am
 A
So many people, well it sure is lonely
  A               D
Who even gives a damn?
   D
I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
D7                        G
But there ain't nobody around
 G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       A                                  D
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

[Bridge]
       G                         D
Let's burn one for those that's livin' in hell
       G                       D
Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven
 G                    D
Burn one for everyone in the whole world
     E               A
And anyone stuck in-between

[Chorus]
 D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       D                                  A
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am
 A
So many people, well it sure is lonely
  A               D
Who even gives a damn?
   D
I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
D7                        G
But there ain't nobody around
 G                    D
Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       A                                  D
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am
      G                    D
Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
       A                                  D
So I think I think I'll just stay where I am