No Charge

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[Verse 1]
(Spoken by Tammy Wynette)
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- My little girl came up to me in the kitchen
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This evenin' while I was fixin' supper.
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And she handed me a piece of paper
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She'd been writing on, and
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After wiping my hands on my apron I read it.
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And this is what it said:


[Chorus 1]
(Spoken by Tina Wynette)
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- "For mowing the yard, five dollars.
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For making my own bed this week, one dollar.
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Going to the store, fifty cents.
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Playing with little sister
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While you went to the store, twenty-five cents.
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Taking out the trash, one dollar.
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Getting a good report card, five dollars.
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And for raking the yard, two dollars.
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Total owed, fourteen dollars and seventy-five cents."

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
(Spoken by Tammy Wynette)
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- Well, I looked at her standing there expectantly
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And a thousand mem'ries flashed through my mind
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And so I picked up the pen and turning the paper over.
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- This is what I wrote:


[Chorus 2]
(Sung by Tammy Wynette)
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For the nine months I carried you
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Growing inside me, no charge.
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For the nights I sat up with you
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Doctored you prayed for you, no charge.
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For the toys, food and clothes
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And for wiping you nose, there's no charge.
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When you add it all up
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The full cost of my love is no charge.


[Verse 3]
(Spoken by Tammy Wynette & "Tina Wynette in quotes")
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- Well, when she finished reading
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She had great big old tears in her eyes
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And she looked up at me and said:
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"Mom, I sure do love you".
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Then she took the pen
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And in great big letters she wrote:
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"Paid in full".


[Outro]
(Sung by Tammy)
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When you add it all up
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The cost of real love is no charge.