Taylor:
Once upon a time, before I was insane
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me

Joe:
You're just way too creepy! Plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO!)

Taylor:
So I wrote a song about this stupid ass,
Then found this guy named John, but that was over fast.

If you don't marry me, I will pull all your teeth!

John:
You're totally crazy!

Taylor:
No!

John:
Yes!

Taylor:
No!

John:
Yes!

Taylor:
Maybe! Hahahaha!
He hit me with his guitar, and he said that

John:
We are through!

Taylor:
Just you wait
Until I write a song about you!

Then I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick
And was obsessed right away

Jake:
You send me 1000 messages... and that's just from today!

Taylor:
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby

Jake:
What? But you don't even put out

Taylor:
Stop questioning me, Jake
Or I'll put you 6 feet underground!

Jake:
Whoa! Whoa! Phsyco, phsyco, phsyco!

Taylor:
Fine, go!
It's good material

Next came Kennedy
I think he was 15
I bought the house next door to watch you constantly
And also to make sure you never ever cheat

Kennedy:
OMG we are done! You are scary.

Taylor:
Harry was my last, that One Direction freak.
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.

Harry:
Someone call the police!
You're insane, we are trough!

Taylor:
You're just like all the rest
What did I do to you?

So I used my stalker app
To track down all of those pricks!
The next song I'll write I'll use their blood as my ink! (hey!)

Jake:
Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in!

Ex-boyfriends:
Whoah!

Taylor:
What the hell is this?

Ex-boyfriends:
It's a support group for all the men who wrote songs about you, bitch!

Taylor:
What? I have not written about Harry yet

Harry:
I am just planning ahead.

John:
Why are you even here anyway?

Taylor:
To finish you all off with my pen!

Ex-Boyfriends:
No! No! Devil, devil, devil

Taylor:]
Oh! Oh, it's true, I'm the devil!

Doctor:
Ok, that's enough
You were right, she's nuts
You are coming with us!

Taylor:
What? Wait, get out of me, I'm not crazy! Whoaaah!

Ex-boyfriends:
It worked!
This was all a trick, we knew you would come
So, we hired this doctor

Doctor:
You're going to an insane asylum
based on the behavior I observed

Taylor:]
OH! OH! Let me go, you assholes!

Assholes:
No! No

Doctor:
Welcome to your new home

Mickey:
Ha ha, so you're crazy too, huh?