Emaj9: 0x4x4x
E6/9: 0x4x2x
E: 0(11)x9xx
E7: (10)(11)x9xx
C#m*: 9(11)x9xx
A: 57x6xx
A#dim: 67x6xx
Bsus4: 7x79xx
B7: 7x78xx
D#m: x64x7x
E*: 076x9x

Verse picking pattern:

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--x-----------x-----------x-----------x-----------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------x-----------x-----------x-----------x-----|
A|-----x-----x-----x-----x-----x-----x-----x-----x--|
E|--------------------------------------------------|


[Intro]

C#m C#m9
C#m C#m9
C#m

[Verse]
                  C#m9        C#m
Okay, well I just woke up
        C#m9                 Bsus4
And you already don't care
       B                    Bsus4
That I tried my best to hold you
            B                     F#m/A
Through the headset that you wear
                        A6        F#m/A
And as tight as I might hold it
     A6                      Emaj9
Over where the signal's good
                  E6/9                    Emaj9
There's no way to save your evening now
            E6/9
Through the little phone that could

C#m

[Verse 2]

              C#m9       C#m
And yes I was tempted
                     C#m9                   Bsus4      B
And it christened me lonely, I pretended to falter
                    Bsus4           B
And I burnt scented candles there
                     F#m/A            A6
And I hung some good pictures where
                  F#m/A                   A6
Thе paintwork was perfect so no-one could doubt it
                E6/9
Oh, I was still losing

Emaj9 E6/9 Emaj9


[Chorus]

E

   E7/D                 C#m*
So show me the land you acquired
    A         A#dim     Bsus4
And slip into something beside
    B7               E
The holes you try to hide
    E7/D               C#m*
And lay out your rules for the night
    A              A#dim       Bsus4   B7
Oh, don't eat your toast in my bed
           C#m9  D#m
Oh darling I
        E*                A                 A#dim
I never felt the crumbs until you said this place
           Bsus4
Is not for any man
       B7
Nor particles of bread


[Verse 3]

C#m9 C#m
C#m9 C#m
C#m
               C#m9         C#m
Furnished your suffering
                  C#m9                         Bsus4    B
You played a good organ, the world gathered singing
                      Bsus4    B
Good words that you'd stolen
                F#m/A       A6
And every phone died  then
               F#m/A               A6
And no-one had WiFi   inside your apartment
                    Emaj9
So we knelt at your altar

E6/9 Emaj9 E6/9


[Verse]

C#m

                  C#m9        C#m
Okay, well I just woke up
        C#m9                 Bsus4
And you already don't care
       B                    Bsus4
That I tried my best to hold you
            B                     F#m/A
Through the headset that you wear
                        A6        F#m/A
And as tight as I might hold it
     A6                      Emaj9
Over where the signal's good
                  E6/9                    Emaj9
There's no way to save your evening now
        E6/9
And I'm ready for us to be understood

[Chorus]

E

   E7/D                 C#m*
So show me the land you acquired
    A         A#dim     Bsus4
And slip into something beside
    B7               E
The holes you try to hide
    E7/D               C#m*
And lay out your rules for the night
    A              A#dim       Bsus4   B7
Oh, don't eat your toast in my bed
           C#m9  D#m
Oh darling I
        E*                A                 A#dim
I never felt the crumbs until you said this place
           Bsus4
Is not for any man
       B7
Nor particles of bread