Ok so it seems nobody can get the f**king simplest song in the world right so here it is:

BASS
Intro
G]---------------------------------------------------|
D]-----5---------------7h8p7\5-----------------------|  [x1]
A]-6-5---------8-----5----------------5--------------|
E]-----------8--------------------6-8---8-6-8--------|

Verse
G]---------------------------------------------------|
D]---8-55-----7-------------8-5-----7----------------|  [x7]
A]-6------6p5----8-5------6-----6p5----8-5-----------|
E]---------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
G]-------------------------------------------------|
D]---8---8---8---8---------------------------------|  [x1]
A]-6---6---6---6-----------------------------------|
E]-------------------------------------------------|

Keyboard/techno (BASS style)

Intro
G]----33---33---5-77---33---33-5-2-----------------------|
D]--5----5----5------5----5--------33--------------------|  [x1]
A]-------------------------------------------------------|
E]-------------------------------------------------------|

G]----33---33---5-77-8-10-8-7-12-10----7-3/5--2--------|
D]--5----5----5----------------------10-------3--------|
A]-----------------------------------------------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------|


Those last tabs by those newbies pissed me off, i am angry wa wa we wa